A) 25 percent B) 42 percent C) 33 percent D) 50 percent
A) He strikes him with lightning. B) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He bans him from the synagogue.
A) Because it ruined his golf game. B) Because he was caught by the congregation. C) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. D) Because he broke his golf club in the process.
A) I do not know the answer. B) You must say it before eating. C) It is forbidden to eat lobster. D) What's a beracha?
A) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. B) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. C) One for him and one for his friends. D) He is very religious and needs both.
A) Because he is very precise. B) Because he does not buy retail. C) Because that is the current price. D) Because he has a coupon.
A) He asks God to take whatever is His. B) He keeps what falls inside the circle. C) He gives it all to the poor. D) He keeps all the money for himself.
A) They only serve kosher food. B) They close on the Sabbath. C) The coffee is free for religious people. D) There is a fork in the sugar bowl.
A) A dozen bagels. B) A dozen rabbis. C) A dozen gemstones. D) A dozen roses.
A) The mother says it is for the shiva. B) There was no brisket left. C) The mother refused to share it. D) The brisket was burnt.
A) Tell them you want a speaking role. B) Is the pay good? C) That is a wonderful role. D) Are you sure you can act?
A) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. B) She does not like the weather in Miami. C) She does not like Miguel. D) He is not calling her enough.
A) He is not married yet. B) He is not a lawyer. C) He is the President but not a doctor. D) He never visits her.
A) Because the room is noisy. B) Because the food is bad. C) Because he cannot kvetch. D) Because the staff is rude.
A) How is the food? B) Are you ready to order? C) Is anything all right? D) Would you like dessert?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Oy, was I thirsty. C) Thank you for the water. D) The water was cold.
A) Warsaw B) Kraków C) Chełm D) Vilnius
A) Robin Hood B) Sherlock Holmes C) Wise Men of Gotham D) King Arthur
A) Brothers Grimm B) Faust C) Schildbürger D) Baron Munchausen
A) Aaron Zeitlin B) Shlomo Simon C) Isaac Bashevis Singer D) Ovsey Driz
A) National Book Award B) Pulitzer Prize C) Nobel Prize D) Booker Prize
A) Prose B) Verse C) Playwriting D) Journalism
A) Y. Y. Trunk B) Aaron Zeitlin C) Allen Mandelbaum D) Isaac Bashevis Singer
A) Public shaming B) Exile C) Frying D) Drowning
A) Sin B) Wisdom C) Foolishness D) Gold
A) The Heroes of Chelm B) The Fools of Chełm C) Village of Idiots D) Chelmaxioms
A) 17th century B) 20th century C) 19th century D) 18th century
A) The Fools of Chełm B) Chelmaxioms C) The Wise Men of Helm D) Village of Idiots
A) Birds. B) Squirrels. C) Mice. D) Bats.
A) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. B) They started attending services daily. C) They became members of the congregation. D) They were never seen again.
A) Other religious groups. B) Their own negative stereotypes. C) The laws of physics. D) Political leaders.
A) The choir members. B) The converts. C) The Rabbis. D) The elderly members.
A) Garlic from the market. B) The heat of the oven. C) A spice called Shabbat. D) A secret family recipe.
A) The Rabbi. B) A student. C) The community leader. D) Caesar.
A) Orthodoxy B) Zionism C) Haskalah D) Hasidism
A) Rabbi Jeremiah B) Djoha C) Moshe Waldoks D) Saul Bellow
A) Haskalah B) Badchens C) Shtoch D) Mishnah
A) Curb Your Enthusiasm B) Seinfeld C) Shiva Baby D) The Goldbergs
A) Jerry Lewis B) Charlie Chaplin C) Joan Rivers D) Milton Berle
A) Innkeeper B) Writer C) Ritual slaughterer D) Rabbi
A) Ukraine B) Poland C) Russia D) Germany
A) Trina Schart Hyman B) Rabbi Boruch C) The Vilna Troupe D) Eric Kimmel
A) Politicians B) Bankers C) Chimneysweeps D) Farmers
A) The Vilna Troupe B) The Baal Shem Tov's followers C) The Pamyat headquarters D) A local Ukrainian theatre
A) Eat a kosher meal B) Try some pork C) Refuse to attend D) Convert to Christianity
A) A tyrant who ruined the country B) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise C) A historic enemy of the people D) The man who stole his gold
A) Slapstick humor B) Absurdist humor C) Gallows humor D) Political satire
A) Shnook B) Angel C) Schnitzel D) Boulevard
A) Shnook-shmendrik B) Fancy-schmancy C) Shlemiel-shlimazel D) Kibbutz-schnitzel
A) Using only Yiddish slang B) Ending sentences with questions C) Speaking in rhyme D) Avoiding all English words
A) Boulevard B) Shlimazel C) Sandwich D) Midnight |