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  • 1. According to a 2013 Pew Research Center survey, what percentage of American Jews rated humor as essential to their Jewish identity?
A) 42 percent
B) 33 percent
C) 50 percent
D) 25 percent
  • 2. In the joke about the Reform Rabbi playing golf on Yom Kippur, what does God do to punish him?
A) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one.
B) He strikes him with lightning.
C) He bans him from the synagogue.
D) He makes him lose his golf clubs.
  • 3. Why is the Reform Rabbi's hole-in-one considered a punishment in the joke?
A) Because it ruined his golf game.
B) Because he broke his golf club in the process.
C) Because he was caught by the congregation.
D) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot.
  • 4. In the joke about the three rabbis and the lobster, what is the Reform rabbi's response when asked about a beracha?
A) It is forbidden to eat lobster.
B) What's a beracha?
C) I do not know the answer.
D) You must say it before eating.
  • 5. In the joke about the desert island, why did the man build two synagogues?
A) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer.
B) He is very religious and needs both.
C) One for him and one for his friends.
D) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other.
  • 6. In the joke about the schnorrer in New York, why does he want 73 cents for coffee and pie?
A) Because he is very precise.
B) Because he does not buy retail.
C) Because he has a coupon.
D) Because that is the current price.
  • 7. How does the Rabbi in the donation joke handle the money thrown into the air?
A) He gives it all to the poor.
B) He keeps what falls inside the circle.
C) He asks God to take whatever is His.
D) He keeps all the money for himself.
  • 8. What is the punchline of the joke about the first Starbucks in Israel?
A) There is a fork in the sugar bowl.
B) The coffee is free for religious people.
C) They only serve kosher food.
D) They close on the Sabbath.
  • 9. What does the barber find on his doorstep after cutting Rabbi Finklestein's hair for free?
A) A dozen bagels.
B) A dozen rabbis.
C) A dozen gemstones.
D) A dozen roses.
  • 10. In the story about the man on his deathbed, why does he not get his mother's brisket?
A) There was no brisket left.
B) The brisket was burnt.
C) The mother says it is for the shiva.
D) The mother refused to share it.
  • 11. What does the mother tell her son after he says he got the part of a 'Jewish husband' in the school play?
A) That is a wonderful role.
B) Is the pay good?
C) Tell them you want a speaking role.
D) Are you sure you can act?
  • 12. What is the main complaint of the mother whose son is living in Miami with a man named Miguel?
A) She does not like Miguel.
B) He is not calling her enough.
C) He could not find a nice Jewish boy.
D) She does not like the weather in Miami.
  • 13. In the telephone conversation between Miriam and Sharon, why is Sharon disappointed about her son Reuven?
A) He is not a lawyer.
B) He is the President but not a doctor.
C) He is not married yet.
D) He never visits her.
  • 14. Why does the man in the hospital want to be transferred?
A) Because he cannot kvetch.
B) Because the food is bad.
C) Because the room is noisy.
D) Because the staff is rude.
  • 15. What question did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
A) Is anything all right?
B) Are you ready to order?
C) How is the food?
D) Would you like dessert?
  • 16. In the joke about the old man on the train, what does he say after drinking the water?
A) Thank you for the water.
B) I am still thirsty.
C) Oy, was I thirsty.
D) The water was cold.
  • 17. Where are the foolish Jewish residents from in Eastern European Jewish humor?
A) Vilnius
B) Chełm
C) Kraków
D) Warsaw
  • 18. Which English folk figures are similar to the wise men of Chełm?
A) Robin Hood
B) Sherlock Holmes
C) Wise Men of Gotham
D) King Arthur
  • 19. Which German folk figures are similar to the wise men of Chełm?
A) Schildbürger
B) Brothers Grimm
C) Baron Munchausen
D) Faust
  • 20. Who wrote The Fools of Chełm and Their History?
A) Aaron Zeitlin
B) Shlomo Simon
C) Ovsey Driz
D) Isaac Bashevis Singer
  • 21. What award did Isaac Bashevis Singer receive?
A) Booker Prize
B) Nobel Prize
C) Pulitzer Prize
D) National Book Award
  • 22. What genre did Ovsey Driz use for his Chełm stories?
A) Prose
B) Playwriting
C) Verse
D) Journalism
  • 23. Who wrote the comedy Chelmer Chachomim?
A) Allen Mandelbaum
B) Y. Y. Trunk
C) Aaron Zeitlin
D) Isaac Bashevis Singer
  • 24. How did the court in Chełm punish the fish that slapped a resident?
A) Public shaming
B) Frying
C) Drowning
D) Exile
  • 25. In the creation myth of Chełm, what was in the second, heavier sack?
A) Foolishness
B) Gold
C) Sin
D) Wisdom
  • 26. What is the book by Allen Mandelbaum that treats the wise men as scholars?
A) Village of Idiots
B) The Fools of Chełm
C) Chelmaxioms
D) The Heroes of Chelm
  • 27. When do many traditions in Jewish humor date back to?
A) 19th century
B) 17th century
C) 18th century
D) 20th century
  • 28. Which animated film is mentioned in the text as recounting Chełm tales?
A) Village of Idiots
B) Chelmaxioms
C) The Fools of Chełm
D) The Wise Men of Helm
  • 29. What problem were the Rabbis discussing in the synagogue attic in the assimilation joke?
A) Mice.
B) Squirrels.
C) Bats.
D) Birds.
  • 30. What was the result of giving the squirrels a bar mitzvah?
A) They were never seen again.
B) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue.
C) They became members of the congregation.
D) They started attending services daily.
  • 31. What does the text say Jews often mock in their own humor?
A) Other religious groups.
B) Their own negative stereotypes.
C) Political leaders.
D) The laws of physics.
  • 32. According to the joke about converts, who are the only normal ones in the congregation?
A) The converts.
B) The choir members.
C) The Rabbis.
D) The elderly members.
  • 33. What excuse does Joshua ben Hananiah give for the fragrant odor of the Sabbath dish?
A) A secret family recipe.
B) Garlic from the market.
C) A spice called Shabbat.
D) The heat of the oven.
  • 34. Who requests the secret spice from Joshua ben Hananiah?
A) Caesar.
B) The community leader.
C) A student.
D) The Rabbi.
  • 35. Which movement was associated with the emergence of modern Jewish humor in the nineteenth century?
A) Haskalah
B) Hasidism
C) Orthodoxy
D) Zionism
  • 36. Which folk character is associated with the Sephardic tradition of Jewish humor?
A) Moshe Waldoks
B) Saul Bellow
C) Djoha
D) Rabbi Jeremiah
  • 37. What were the jesters known as in Eastern European Jewish communities?
A) Haskalah
B) Mishnah
C) Shtoch
D) Badchens
  • 38. What was one of the first successful radio sitcoms to feature a Jewish family?
A) Curb Your Enthusiasm
B) The Goldbergs
C) Seinfeld
D) Shiva Baby
  • 39. Which of these is NOT listed as a famous Jewish comedian in the text?
A) Joan Rivers
B) Jerry Lewis
C) Charlie Chaplin
D) Milton Berle
  • 40. What was Hershele Ostropoler's profession before he was a jester?
A) Writer
B) Innkeeper
C) Rabbi
D) Ritual slaughterer
  • 41. Where was Hershele Ostropoler reportedly from?
A) Germany
B) Poland
C) Russia
D) Ukraine
  • 42. Who authored the illustrated children's books about Hershel?
A) Eric Kimmel
B) Trina Schart Hyman
C) The Vilna Troupe
D) Rabbi Boruch
  • 43. In the joke regarding the assassination of Tsar Alexander II, whom does the rabbi link the Jews with?
A) Politicians
B) Farmers
C) Bankers
D) Chimneysweeps
  • 44. Which group performed a comedy about Hershele Ostropoler in 1930?
A) The Baal Shem Tov's followers
B) The Vilna Troupe
C) The Pamyat headquarters
D) A local Ukrainian theatre
  • 45. In the joke about pork, what does the rabbi say he will do at the priest's wedding?
A) Convert to Christianity
B) Try some pork
C) Refuse to attend
D) Eat a kosher meal
  • 46. How did the old man describe Lenin to the customs official in Moscow?
A) A tyrant who ruined the country
B) A historic enemy of the people
C) The man who stole his gold
D) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise
  • 47. What kind of humor does the text mention is found in Israeli jokes?
A) Slapstick humor
B) Absurdist humor
C) Gallows humor
D) Political satire
  • 48. Which of the following is cited as a Yiddish term that sounds comical to English speakers?
A) Schnitzel
B) Angel
C) Boulevard
D) Shnook
  • 49. What is a 'shm-reduplication' construct mentioned in the text?
A) Shnook-shmendrik
B) Fancy-schmancy
C) Kibbutz-schnitzel
D) Shlemiel-shlimazel
  • 50. What linguistic trait of Yiddish became part of Jewish comedians' verbal word play?
A) Avoiding all English words
B) Using only Yiddish slang
C) Speaking in rhyme
D) Ending sentences with questions
  • 51. Which of these words is specifically mentioned as being considered inherently funny?
A) Shlimazel
B) Boulevard
C) Sandwich
D) Midnight
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