A) 50 percent B) 25 percent C) 33 percent D) 42 percent
A) He bans him from the synagogue. B) He strikes him with lightning. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one.
A) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. B) Because he broke his golf club in the process. C) Because he was caught by the congregation. D) Because it ruined his golf game.
A) I do not know the answer. B) You must say it before eating. C) What's a beracha? D) It is forbidden to eat lobster.
A) He is very religious and needs both. B) One for him and one for his friends. C) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. D) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other.
A) Because he is very precise. B) Because he does not buy retail. C) Because he has a coupon. D) Because that is the current price.
A) He keeps all the money for himself. B) He gives it all to the poor. C) He keeps what falls inside the circle. D) He asks God to take whatever is His.
A) They only serve kosher food. B) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. C) The coffee is free for religious people. D) They close on the Sabbath.
A) A dozen gemstones. B) A dozen roses. C) A dozen bagels. D) A dozen rabbis.
A) There was no brisket left. B) The brisket was burnt. C) The mother says it is for the shiva. D) The mother refused to share it.
A) Is the pay good? B) Tell them you want a speaking role. C) Are you sure you can act? D) That is a wonderful role.
A) She does not like the weather in Miami. B) She does not like Miguel. C) He could not find a nice Jewish boy. D) He is not calling her enough.
A) He is the President but not a doctor. B) He is not a lawyer. C) He is not married yet. D) He never visits her.
A) Because the food is bad. B) Because the room is noisy. C) Because the staff is rude. D) Because he cannot kvetch.
A) Would you like dessert? B) Is anything all right? C) Are you ready to order? D) How is the food?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Thank you for the water. C) The water was cold. D) Oy, was I thirsty.
A) Warsaw B) Kraków C) Chełm D) Vilnius
A) Robin Hood B) Wise Men of Gotham C) Sherlock Holmes D) King Arthur
A) Faust B) Schildbürger C) Brothers Grimm D) Baron Munchausen
A) Aaron Zeitlin B) Shlomo Simon C) Ovsey Driz D) Isaac Bashevis Singer
A) Pulitzer Prize B) National Book Award C) Booker Prize D) Nobel Prize
A) Playwriting B) Verse C) Journalism D) Prose
A) Aaron Zeitlin B) Allen Mandelbaum C) Isaac Bashevis Singer D) Y. Y. Trunk
A) Public shaming B) Exile C) Frying D) Drowning
A) Wisdom B) Sin C) Gold D) Foolishness
A) Chelmaxioms B) Village of Idiots C) The Fools of Chełm D) The Heroes of Chelm
A) 20th century B) 17th century C) 19th century D) 18th century
A) The Wise Men of Helm B) The Fools of Chełm C) Chelmaxioms D) Village of Idiots
A) Birds. B) Mice. C) Squirrels. D) Bats.
A) They were never seen again. B) They started attending services daily. C) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. D) They became members of the congregation.
A) Their own negative stereotypes. B) Other religious groups. C) Political leaders. D) The laws of physics.
A) The Rabbis. B) The converts. C) The choir members. D) The elderly members.
A) The heat of the oven. B) A secret family recipe. C) Garlic from the market. D) A spice called Shabbat.
A) A student. B) The community leader. C) Caesar. D) The Rabbi.
A) Zionism B) Haskalah C) Orthodoxy D) Hasidism
A) Rabbi Jeremiah B) Saul Bellow C) Moshe Waldoks D) Djoha
A) Haskalah B) Shtoch C) Badchens D) Mishnah
A) Curb Your Enthusiasm B) The Goldbergs C) Shiva Baby D) Seinfeld
A) Milton Berle B) Charlie Chaplin C) Jerry Lewis D) Joan Rivers
A) Ritual slaughterer B) Writer C) Innkeeper D) Rabbi
A) Russia B) Poland C) Germany D) Ukraine
A) Trina Schart Hyman B) Rabbi Boruch C) Eric Kimmel D) The Vilna Troupe
A) Politicians B) Farmers C) Bankers D) Chimneysweeps
A) The Pamyat headquarters B) A local Ukrainian theatre C) The Vilna Troupe D) The Baal Shem Tov's followers
A) Convert to Christianity B) Eat a kosher meal C) Try some pork D) Refuse to attend
A) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise B) A tyrant who ruined the country C) The man who stole his gold D) A historic enemy of the people
A) Slapstick humor B) Political satire C) Gallows humor D) Absurdist humor
A) Angel B) Shnook C) Boulevard D) Schnitzel
A) Fancy-schmancy B) Shnook-shmendrik C) Kibbutz-schnitzel D) Shlemiel-shlimazel
A) Using only Yiddish slang B) Avoiding all English words C) Ending sentences with questions D) Speaking in rhyme
A) Midnight B) Sandwich C) Boulevard D) Shlimazel |