A) 25 percent B) 50 percent C) 33 percent D) 42 percent
A) He strikes him with lightning. B) He makes him hit a miraculous hole-in-one. C) He makes him lose his golf clubs. D) He bans him from the synagogue.
A) Because it ruined his golf game. B) Because he has no one to tell about his amazing shot. C) Because he broke his golf club in the process. D) Because he was caught by the congregation.
A) What's a beracha? B) I do not know the answer. C) It is forbidden to eat lobster. D) You must say it before eating.
A) One for him and one for his friends. B) He goes to one and refuses to step foot in the other. C) One is for holidays and one is for daily prayer. D) He is very religious and needs both.
A) Because he is very precise. B) Because he does not buy retail. C) Because he has a coupon. D) Because that is the current price.
A) He gives it all to the poor. B) He keeps what falls inside the circle. C) He asks God to take whatever is His. D) He keeps all the money for himself.
A) There is a fork in the sugar bowl. B) They close on the Sabbath. C) They only serve kosher food. D) The coffee is free for religious people.
A) A dozen roses. B) A dozen bagels. C) A dozen rabbis. D) A dozen gemstones.
A) There was no brisket left. B) The brisket was burnt. C) The mother refused to share it. D) The mother says it is for the shiva.
A) Is the pay good? B) Are you sure you can act? C) Tell them you want a speaking role. D) That is a wonderful role.
A) He is not calling her enough. B) She does not like Miguel. C) She does not like the weather in Miami. D) He could not find a nice Jewish boy.
A) He never visits her. B) He is the President but not a doctor. C) He is not a lawyer. D) He is not married yet.
A) Because the room is noisy. B) Because the staff is rude. C) Because he cannot kvetch. D) Because the food is bad.
A) Would you like dessert? B) Is anything all right? C) How is the food? D) Are you ready to order?
A) I am still thirsty. B) Thank you for the water. C) Oy, was I thirsty. D) The water was cold.
A) Kraków B) Chełm C) Warsaw D) Vilnius
A) Wise Men of Gotham B) Sherlock Holmes C) Robin Hood D) King Arthur
A) Baron Munchausen B) Schildbürger C) Brothers Grimm D) Faust
A) Ovsey Driz B) Shlomo Simon C) Isaac Bashevis Singer D) Aaron Zeitlin
A) National Book Award B) Booker Prize C) Nobel Prize D) Pulitzer Prize
A) Verse B) Prose C) Playwriting D) Journalism
A) Isaac Bashevis Singer B) Allen Mandelbaum C) Aaron Zeitlin D) Y. Y. Trunk
A) Exile B) Frying C) Public shaming D) Drowning
A) Wisdom B) Sin C) Gold D) Foolishness
A) The Heroes of Chelm B) Village of Idiots C) The Fools of Chełm D) Chelmaxioms
A) 19th century B) 18th century C) 20th century D) 17th century
A) Village of Idiots B) Chelmaxioms C) The Fools of Chełm D) The Wise Men of Helm
A) Mice. B) Birds. C) Bats. D) Squirrels.
A) They brought other squirrels to the synagogue. B) They became members of the congregation. C) They were never seen again. D) They started attending services daily.
A) Other religious groups. B) Political leaders. C) Their own negative stereotypes. D) The laws of physics.
A) The Rabbis. B) The elderly members. C) The choir members. D) The converts.
A) The heat of the oven. B) Garlic from the market. C) A spice called Shabbat. D) A secret family recipe.
A) A student. B) The community leader. C) Caesar. D) The Rabbi.
A) Hasidism B) Zionism C) Haskalah D) Orthodoxy
A) Moshe Waldoks B) Saul Bellow C) Rabbi Jeremiah D) Djoha
A) Badchens B) Haskalah C) Mishnah D) Shtoch
A) Shiva Baby B) The Goldbergs C) Curb Your Enthusiasm D) Seinfeld
A) Joan Rivers B) Milton Berle C) Jerry Lewis D) Charlie Chaplin
A) Writer B) Innkeeper C) Ritual slaughterer D) Rabbi
A) Germany B) Russia C) Ukraine D) Poland
A) Eric Kimmel B) Trina Schart Hyman C) Rabbi Boruch D) The Vilna Troupe
A) Bankers B) Politicians C) Farmers D) Chimneysweeps
A) The Vilna Troupe B) A local Ukrainian theatre C) The Pamyat headquarters D) The Baal Shem Tov's followers
A) Refuse to attend B) Convert to Christianity C) Try some pork D) Eat a kosher meal
A) The genius who thought up this worker's paradise B) A tyrant who ruined the country C) The man who stole his gold D) A historic enemy of the people
A) Absurdist humor B) Gallows humor C) Political satire D) Slapstick humor
A) Boulevard B) Angel C) Shnook D) Schnitzel
A) Shlemiel-shlimazel B) Shnook-shmendrik C) Fancy-schmancy D) Kibbutz-schnitzel
A) Using only Yiddish slang B) Speaking in rhyme C) Ending sentences with questions D) Avoiding all English words
A) Sandwich B) Boulevard C) Midnight D) Shlimazel |