A) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan. B) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store. C) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital. D) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store.
A) crazed B) happy C) sober D) drunken
A) the convenience store's front counter B) a display of windshield-washer fluid C) a hotdog stand D) a soda fountain
A) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials B) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving C) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car D) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash
A) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas B) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car C) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident D) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car
A) people B) trespassers C) ninjas D) spectators
A) Old People Love to Dance B) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure C) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large D) Walking Canes for Sale
A) three B) ten C) five D) twenty
A) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up. B) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once. C) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article. D) The elderly ninjas injured several people.
A) body slamming them. B) karate chopping them. C) kicking them. D) hitting them with their canes.
A) expands B) limits C) enlarges D) broadens |