A) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store. B) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital. C) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store. D) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan.
A) happy B) crazed C) sober D) drunken
A) the convenience store's front counter B) a display of windshield-washer fluid C) a soda fountain D) a hotdog stand
A) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash B) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials C) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving D) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car
A) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas B) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car C) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car D) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident
A) spectators B) ninjas C) trespassers D) people
A) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large B) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure C) Walking Canes for Sale D) Old People Love to Dance
A) three B) ten C) twenty D) five
A) The elderly ninjas injured several people. B) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article. C) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up. D) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once.
A) body slamming them. B) kicking them. C) karate chopping them. D) hitting them with their canes.
A) expands B) broadens C) limits D) enlarges |