A) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital. B) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store. C) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan. D) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store.
A) sober B) happy C) crazed D) drunken
A) a hotdog stand B) a soda fountain C) the convenience store's front counter D) a display of windshield-washer fluid
A) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash B) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car C) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving D) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials
A) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car B) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident C) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car D) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas
A) ninjas B) people C) trespassers D) spectators
A) Walking Canes for Sale B) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure C) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large D) Old People Love to Dance
A) three B) five C) ten D) twenty
A) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article. B) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once. C) The elderly ninjas injured several people. D) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up.
A) body slamming them. B) karate chopping them. C) kicking them. D) hitting them with their canes.
A) expands B) broadens C) limits D) enlarges |