A) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store. B) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store. C) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan. D) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital.
A) drunken B) sober C) crazed D) happy
A) the convenience store's front counter B) a soda fountain C) a hotdog stand D) a display of windshield-washer fluid
A) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car B) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving C) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash D) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials
A) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car B) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas C) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident D) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car
A) spectators B) trespassers C) ninjas D) people
A) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure B) Old People Love to Dance C) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large D) Walking Canes for Sale
A) twenty B) three C) five D) ten
A) The elderly ninjas injured several people. B) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article. C) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up. D) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once.
A) body slamming them. B) kicking them. C) hitting them with their canes. D) karate chopping them.
A) broadens B) expands C) limits D) enlarges |