A) The police determined that Wibur was drunk while driving the Oldsmobile sedan. B) Wilbur was badly injured during his car accident and rushed to the hospital. C) Police Chief Marcus Altwateer witnessed Wilbur drive a car into the window of a convenience store. D) Wilbur's owner was in the car with him when he drove the car into the window of a local convenience store.
A) happy B) drunken C) crazed D) sober
A) a hotdog stand B) a display of windshield-washer fluid C) the convenience store's front counter D) a soda fountain
A) How Wilbur was taken into custody by police officials B) the reason for why Wilber was driving a car in the first place and the cause of the crash C) Randy Stalwart and his connection to his crashed car D) the damage done to the Shop-A-Lot store by the car Wilbur was driving
A) Drunken Pig Has Automobile Accident B) Pig Has Crazy Night in Las Vegas C) Man Gets Pig Drunk and Crashes His Car D) Pig Robs Bank, Crashes Car
A) spectators B) ninjas C) trespassers D) people
A) Geezer Ninjas Still At Large B) Walking Canes for Sale C) Big Bob's Nursing Home Adventure D) Old People Love to Dance
A) ten B) three C) five D) twenty
A) The elderly ninjas seem to have escaped from their nursing home more than once. B) The elderly ninjas injured several people. C) The elderly ninjas are dangerous and should be locked up. D) The elderly ninjas are still on the loose as of the writing of this article.
A) kicking them. B) karate chopping them. C) hitting them with their canes. D) body slamming them.
A) limits B) enlarges C) expands D) broadens |